Jennifer Love Hewitt list out 10 items that men don’t know about women
In this month Esquire, Jennifer Love Hewitt list out 10 things that men don’t know about women.
Below are the list:
1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.
2. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.
3. We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?
4. We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.
5. Yes, we can dish it out.
6. No, we can’t take it.
7. We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.
8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
9. When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.
10. When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Sounds more like jokes to me than the real thing.( I hope so). But if it’s not a joke, let’s see…
1- PMS is actually a lame excuse to yell at us. Just tell us when it happens, we’ll give you some slack and you’ll come around when it’s over.
2- So you like men in uniforms, huh? I like it.
3- You’re probably okay. That’s why he’s dating you instead of her now.
7- Sometimes, women are the ones who are acting like kids.
8- We know that. And sometimes, we like to talk too but we don’t, because we don’t want all your friends to know the day after what we secretly shared to you.
9- They’re only gonna get half of the man’s DNA. The other’s half is from you. Things are, as good looking as you are, there should be no problems at all.
10- Fishing for a compliment? But for everything else, how do we know when you want us to lie and when to tell the truth?
Best wishes to you, Jen.
Richard